I am the walrus

i am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
see how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly, i'm crying

sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday
man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long
i am the eggman, oh they are the eggmen, oh i am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

mister city policeman sitting
pretty little policemen in a row
see how they fly like lucy in the sky, see how they run
i'm crying, i'm crying, i'm crying, i'm crying

yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye
crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
boy you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down
i am the eggman, oh they are the eggmen, oh i am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun
if the sun don't come, you get a tan from standing in the english rain
i am the eggman, oh they are the eggmen, oh i am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

expert textpert choking smokers, don't you think the joker laughs at you?
see how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied, i'm crying

semolina pilchards, climbing up the eiffel tower
elemantary penguin singing hare krishna man, you should have seen them kicking edgar allan poe
i am the eggman, oh they are the eggmen, oh i am the walrus, goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob, g'goo